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It's Sunday night and I have been home for 2 days!! What's worst is that I return to school on Tuesday!--- I need a joke, please someone share a joke with me!!!! 

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Two men are fishing on a riverbank when they see a funeral procession passing by. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat, and bows.
"That was a very nice thing to do," says the second man.
"Well," sniffles the first, "we were married for 25 years."

Answered by Propsta at Jan 17, 2010 04:44 PM

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Q: What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? - A: About two weeks.

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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
“There’s a human with a gun, and he’s getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?”
To which the second skunk calmly replied, “Let us spray ….”

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Q: What's the most successful pickup line ever? - A: "Does this smell like chloroform?"

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A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Carmen," she replied.
"That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?"
"Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen."
"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"
"Beertits," the man replied.

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Q: What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? - A: Go for the juggler.

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.. Florida or the moon?" ---The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

Answered by Foxy at Jan 17, 2010 07:42 PM

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